cuntphrase:

unpopularqueen:

I LITERALLY STRUGGLE TO BELIEVE THAT SOME PEOPLE HAVNT TRIED TIM TAMS, VEGEMITE, FAIRY BREAD, WIZZ FIZZ, CHICOS, MINTIES AND CARAMELLO KOALAS
U R MISSING SK MUCH

are those street names for drugs

(via pizza)

tardis-mind-palace:

sometimes-cats:

Bohemian Rhapsody is no one’s favorite song, but also everyone’s favorite song. Like, when someone asks what your favorite song is you never say Bohemian Rhapsody but when it starts playing on the radio I am pretty sure you crank it up and belt out every single lyric and you don’t even care you’re so proud.

Schrodinger’s Rhapsody

(via a-field-of-roses)

sorryforpartybarackin:

leave me alone but also give me constant attention

(Source: spermbanker, via nicoosuxx)

I am falling apart and I don’t even have a good reason for it.

kaylaraeriot:

Hey. I only think about you 100 times a day instead of a million. #progress

homevvrecker:

if i haven’t embarrassed myself in front of you don’t worry it will happen 

(via nicoosuxx)